Seriously, what's up with no one posting anything?!?!

anyway, if you could add any mob (friendly or hostile or a boss), what would it be?

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Well... that got a lot less attention than I had previously expected. Anyway, if you had to pick one mob in the whole game (without mods) that you can take damage from, which would be your favorite, and which would you want to disappear entirely?

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Hey everyone! This will be my first post on my brand-freaking new minecraft blog, xXMINECRAFTMANIAXx. The first subject up for debate is this: who's better, CaptainSparklez or Antvenom?

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